Two-and-a-half-year-old Jessica Berns has the top position at Berns Baby Production, a family company making instructional maternity videos, and on th(...)

Original Toronto Star caption: Two-and-a-half-year-old Jessica Berns has the top position at Berns Baby Production, a family company making instructional maternity videos, and on the shoulders of her father, Marvin, while mom Kathy Kastner, on the TV screen and on the floor, is just about ready to deliver a new partner.